& cetera

BRING THE CAKE: A TALE OF DECEPTION AND INTRIGUE
...in which, by the power of the written word, I summon a pot-head across an unnamed island on a journey of self-discovery.


I'M TIRED; I'M WASTED; I LOVE YOU DARLING
...in which I canonize the rules for a drinking game that just may get you through the best worst movie I know. (Relatively spoiler free!)


WHITWORTH HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
...in which I lament missing out on the real college experience I deserved. (NOTE: Inside jokes abound.)


JILTED JUNIOR SEEKS SHIFTLESS SENIORS
...in which, in early 2009, I and the other writers of Contraband invent & codify "Whitworth Memes". Suck it facebook. (NOTE: Inside jokes abound.)

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